Crazy hooman warning...

[Don Juan's mom]

Our human is crazy, too.

Mom was home a lot this week because she goes coffy-coffy all the time. She takes medicine all by herself, with no giant to hold her mouth open. And now that she's not going coffy-coffy so much, she says she has to go back to this place called "work." She says she'd rather stay home with us, but she has to go there so we can keep living in our house.

She also says that Olivia's human might not be crazy. She says sometimes dancing is how hoomins show that they're happy.

Don Juan el Gato Magnifico y Hermoso
Zerlina Gattobello Nero

[AmberLee]

... Mom was home a lot this week because she goes coffy-coffy all the time. She takes medicine all by herself, with no giant to hold her mouth open. And now that she's not going coffy-coffy so much, she says she has to go back to this place called "work." ...

Did your Meowmy catch the nasty 'brownkites' icky stuff? Poor yous with the coffy-coffy alla time. And your poor Meowmy, too. We's glad she's feeling better. You can tell your hooman's better when they can put treats in your bowl wiffout wheezing. Good luck to you both!

[AmberLee]

Now Meowmy's sayin, "Here's a snoggie for my moggy." Should I share a hairball in her slipper just in case she's beein a smartie?

[Don Juan's mom]

Did your Meowmy catch the nasty 'brownkites' icky stuff? Poor yous with the coffy-coffy alla time. And your poor Meowmy, too. We's glad she's feeling better. You can tell your hooman's better when they can put treats in your bowl wiffout wheezing. Good luck to you both!

No, our hoomin got a nasty cold that turned into a sign-us infection and new monia. She couldn't meow for two weeks!

Oh yeah, one other thing, we don't know why she wants to look at other kitties on the compooter when she's got us. I take care of that stuff by sitting on the compooter keys.

Zerlina Gattobello

[AmberLee]

No, our hoomin got a nasty cold that turned into a sign-us infection and new monia. She couldn't meow for two weeks!
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Ooh, ouch! Them new monias are BAD, bad bugs. Glad her is better now.