Dear Lady Olivia D'Flufferuni,

We whole heartedly agree. Hoomans are definintely CRA-AZY.

Our mom thinks WE should put on a blankie when SHE gets cold. We already HAS our blankie, it is a fur one and it travels with us everywhere: on the sofa, on the bed, and under the table.

Our mom also spends loads of time in the kitchen making this really yummy salmon dinner, and THEN she don't SHARE! She "says" it is for her and DAD, and not for us. Who ever heard of salmon not for cats??? Sigh. She can be very difficult to train.

You have our sympathies with your hoomom doing that weird thing called dancing. Next time grab the flashy box and pester HER the way she pesters you. Then make sure you POST it!

Meow, Mrrow
Sparkle, Vita, Chestnut, Cuddles, Crystal, Ebony, Bobby and Chaplin