(I love this joke because my hubby is a red-head!)

There was a red-headed girl who went to the Dr., and complained that whenever she touched herself it hurt like crazy.
"See Dr., I touch my elbow and it hurts! and the back of my neck, OW! and my knee, yeouch!"
The Doctor replies, "You aren't really a redhead, are you."
"N-n-n-o, I'm really a blonde, but I dyed it red."
"I THOUGHT so, you have a broken finger!"