Here's some more:

- Your four-year-old wakes you up with the news that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.

- Your boss tells you not to bother to remove your coat.

- Your pet rock snaps at you.

- Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

- You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke, and then realize that you don't have a waterbed.

- Your income tax refund check bounces.

- Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.

- Your blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse.