You know it's going to be a bad day when...

[Cincy'sMom]

I like this one. Sounds like California.

"You turn on the morning news, and they're showing emergency routes out of your city. "

Or Florida....

Personally, I know it will be a bad day when I poor my coffee mug at home and leave it a. on the counter, or b. in my car (yes, I could walk back out to the parking lot and get it, but somedays, that is a 1/4 mile from my desk!)

[joycenalex]

i've gotten out of my car at work and placed a perfect mug nearly full of coffee, enough to sustain me against the evil fortunes i know that are coming towards once i punch in, and then had that mug slide off the car into an ankle deep puddle. i shoulda gone back home, g*d was telling me something.....