i have given up on trying to protect myself.......

eddie will jump on my lap while i am in the recliner, it's when he decides to bail that gets me in trouble, at this moment i have about 15 scratches on my legs.......

when people ask why i am all torn up i tell them i teach midgets to fight w/knives. there has been occasions that he has COME CLOSE to really hurting me.....but my luck has held out so far.