Dear Santa Paws,
I've been a good cat this year. Very loving to Meowme and Jim and my little sister, Luna...even though she likes to start fights sometimes. I keep my stuff in the litter box. I even have made a promise to not attack the christmas tree! So you see, I've been a very good kitty. Please bring me:
*Some new batteries for my laser pointer
*Some catnip seeds, so Meowme can grow it fresh for me in the spring
*A bag of raisins (the kind dipped in vanilla yogurt)
*A catnip toy with a feather on it (I love feathers)
I'll leave a dish of milk and a bowl of Kit-n-Caboodle for you on Christmas eve for when you arrive.
Your friend,
Howard