Quote Originally Posted by zippy-kat
Kids of all ages will love Pet Talk Purries! Lifelike and sure to please, Pet Talk purries are purrrfect for cat lovers in catless situations. Allergies? Not with Pet Talk Purries! No pet policy? No, problem; they only look real! Buy Pet Talk Purries for your catlovers today! Now available in lapfungus, meatloaf, tortellini, and one-eyed salute poses. Tax, Tags, and Neutering not available or necessary. See Furminology Index for details.

ROFL!!!! That's too funny.