You know me like a book! Here are some more that apply to me.

You think there is nothing wrong with kissing your dog on the mouth.

Any spare change or tissue in your pocket is always covered with dog treat crumbs.

Your dogs go to the groomer more frequently than you go to the hairdresser and it costs more for them than you.

You don't think you could LIVE without a dog in your life.

You actually enjoy picking up dog poop....the search and find aspect of it.