Like, we're talking about Barbie, right? and now she has more than Ken to worry about
ahh Dorothy, I hate to have to break this to you, but I heard a while back Barbie and Ken split up.

You mean they didn't tell you on the box if Tanner would need to be:
1.) spayed? -or- 2.) neutered?
Uh, I guess I better read the small print.