Had to add these priceless questions that another member, who is also a confessed dogaholic, added to the original post:

I have a few more items that I would also have to plead guilty to:
~ Do you have more collars and/or leashes than dogs?
~ Does your house look like a two year old lives there because there are so many toys laying around?
~ When you take your dog away for the weekend does he get to choose which toys he brings?
~ Would you rather spend time with your dog than some people you know?
~ Is half your linen closet full of old towels you can use to dry off your dog?