1. Don't get in line asking questions about the food. "Who made the potato salad? Is it egg in there? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind of pie is that? Who made it? Ask one more question and I will punch you in your mouth, knocking out all your fronts so you won 't be able to eat anything
Opps! That means me... I must have been to her house to eat before. Sorry Mam! But there use to be a lot of things I couldn't eat, that would make me sick if I did so I HAD to ask what was in it before I ate it, even if it was something I LOVED! Please forgive me, I should have told you!

I Love this, it is so REAL!