Karen, you've almost taken the Tibetan Spaniel response that we added to the list.

TIBETAN SPANIEL: 'What do you need a light bulb for? I light up your life!'

The German Shepherd (in its role as a police dog) & the Blue Heeler (because of its habit of nipping at the heels of the cattle to drive them along) were on another list I saw.

GERMAN SHEPHERD: 'Move along, M'am. And take your light bulb with you.'

BLUE HEELER: 'One nip from me, and the light bulb will change itself!'

[ September 24, 2001: Message edited by: Angels3 ]