oh supertoomuch ..
oh supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ...
oh supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ....

just move out... and live with us. your house sounds so much like mine anyway. except no gas fireplace and plaster walls..(I think? lol).

I can help with this only () - water pipes, I don't think you need new pipes - the settings on water heater just need to be changed. what probably happened is you don't have the water heater evened out and the settings cause inequality throughout the house if hot water is the only problem. isn't that quite a happy news?

and just one thing, don't hire the hubsand. remember the word you told me last night.