Q-What should you do when you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain
> on
> the ground?
> A- Shoot him again.
>
>
> Q-Why do little boys whine?
> A-They're practicing to be men.
>
>
> Q-How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
> A- One-he just holds it up there and wait for the world to revolve around
> him.
> Or Alternate answer-Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen
> to
> him brag about the screwing part.
>
>
> Q What do you call a handcuffed man?
> A- Trustworthy.
>
>
> Q- What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
> calling your name?
> A- You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
>
>
> Q- Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
> A- Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
>
>
> Q- What's the best way to kill a man?
> A- Put a six-pack and a naked woman in front of him and ask him to choose
> just one.
>
>> Q- Why do men whistle while they're on the toilet?
> A- Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
>
>
> > Q- How does a man keep his youth?
> A- By giving her money, diamonds, and furs.
>
>
> Q- How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
> A- Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals."