Sparkle Get-Out-of-the-Closet
Sparkle Get-Out-of-the Drawer
Sparkle Get-Out -of-Mummy's - Stuff!!!
Sparkle Where's-My-Sweet-Stuff? (Her nickname is Sweet Stuff. She's usually in trouble, that's why things are quiet and she is "missing." )

Crystal NO!
Crystal GET DOWN!
Crystal Tummy Rub?
Chrissy STOP!

Chestnut, Opera Practice is OVER! (Chestnut is a vocal boy)
Chestnut, they aren't looking for singers!
Chestnut, they already found some to replace Pavarotti!
Chestnut, turn the faucet OFF when you leave (Hmm, he never does! )
Chestnut, Times Are Tough All Around
Chestnut, ANOTHER story to tell me?!!!

Vita, we do NOT have steam heat in this house!
Vita, stop hissing
Vita NO!
(these usually follow in this order, as Vita is the Queen in this clowder, and hisses prior to swatting a cat, dog or human.)