The joys of motherhood.

[joycenalex]

[QUOTE=animal_rescue] ... I had to move her up on the table to finish(with good ole trusty Pillow propper) because my Yorkie mix, Emmy, thought she herself would make a good pillow and jumped into the car seat not once but twice. Both times freaking me out immensely because well I thought she might snap her neck and die. Now there's a headline. Blind, 15 year old Yorkie mix kills baby. Yorkie's excuse? She was cold.
careful those BSL people will have new targets if this happens . thanks for realizing it's not right for you. bad parenting is easy, mediocre parenting is everywhere, and good parenting is really hard and rare. kindest regards, childfree joyce in columbus

[K9karen]

I LOVE kids! Other peoples!

Hope you get a much deserved A. Bet you'll be glad when you no longer have to change your "grade"

[animal_rescue]

Lol yes I did get an A The computer in the baby said I did no mishandling(abuse) and only forgot to feed the baby 3 times, which in my favor was at 2, 3, and 5 am, sorry but I'm a growing teen and well I don't wake easy. Anyways other than that I did everything right for the baby and it even said I rocked it when it wanted to be rocked, eh? I didn't even know it wanted that. Funny thing is I trade in the fake baby and now am watching a real one. My 1 year old neice who's visiting for the weekend. For some strange strange reason, Aunt Megan is her absolute favorite and when I'm home she just wants to be with me always. I must admit, I love the little squirt.

[Marigold2]

And were is this kid's father? I think this is a great idea and every teenager should have to do this. For every stupid 14 year old who says "I want a baby, I want someone to love" This is the doll for them.

[-Pickle-]

^agreed.

"I want a baby, I want someone to love"

then they have one and this comes to mind-
"ow! i dont want it any more it hurts!"
"why are you crying?! WHY WONT YOU STOP!"

anyway, if i had to do that course thing, i'd probably end up punt kicking the doll over the horizon. i dislike children with great intensity. i dont know why.

congrats on the A :P

[animal_rescue]

anyway, if i had to do that course thing, i'd probably end up punt kicking the doll over the horizon. i dislike children with great intensity. i dont know why.

I had a friend who did this course too and when her baby wouldn't stop crying she umm threw it in the freezer... it shut up.

[-Pickle-]

I had a friend who did this course too and when her baby wouldn't stop crying she umm threw it in the freezer... it shut up.

XD
they gave these dolls to promiscuous girls on a tv program once- it put them right off having children so young, because their mates were all set up to go out on really fun days and stuff, and they had to take care of the baby and stay at home. got woken up, etc.
i laughed

[tikeyas_mom]

LMAO!! I had that EXACT same doll in grade 11, I had to take it home and take care of it as well. I ended up putting it in my freezer haha.. I dont reccomend doing that lol. But the thing drove me absolutly bonkers, I had it for a whole weekend! and lemme tell ya, I must have gotten a kolicy one because the thing cried non stop.. Now if I am watching a movie, and i notice that they use the voice recording of that baby doll as an effect int he movie, It really gives me the chills.. the cry of those dolls is like nails on a chalk board to me.. Anyways I want to tell you that having a REAL baby is NOTHING like having one of those dolls, those hings are really unrealistic.. and i agree i think they are demonic too hahaha

[Freedom]

Thank goodness you got an A! Great job! Bet you get an A in creative writing classes too, huh?

I just didn't want you to fail and have to repeat this; don't think I could stand the laughter!

[columbine]

I LOVE kids! Other peoples!

Megan, there's nothing sick/immoral/shortsighted/misguided about knowing you're not a kid person. Just because you're female doesn't mean you're automatically going to wig if you don't procreate by age X. Find other local like-minded folks to talk about when the pressure starts. (I got out of it because my younger brother is a dad!)

Love, Columbine (sliding into the Safe Zone anyway, but my age pretty much doesn't matter now because I don't want to pull a man's weight either!)

[ilovemypup]

Hiya!

I am really sorry to laugh..but that was FUNNY!
Poor you...but hey, congratzy on your A!
Also, you are a great writer..and that made your story great

Lilith Cherry, That is toooo funny!

Also animal_rescue... congratzy on actually not pulling your hair out with that baby!


-alI