Lol thanks guys! I thought you would all would just get a kick out of me mothering.
Later this day...
Ok so it's about 6 o'clock and Nay-Nay hasn't been making a sound, aside from creepy breathing noise that is. My lovely little sister has been "baby-sitting" for me and asked me all of what the baby can do. I go on to explain and casually say the baby can move it's neck and head. "Oh so the baby can turn it's head on it's own?" Asks Savannah. *shivers* No Savannah the baby CAN NOT turn it's head on it's own. Savannah listen to me, if it does at all, even slightly move it's head on its own. I want you to run! Don't think about it just run, get the heck out of this room!!
Hmm so now it's bath time(for me that is) Nay-Nay comes in with me, of course, and I set her up on the floor. All is quiet for maybe 20 minutes. Then it's "goo goo WAAAAAAAH!" Geez girl I thought I was done parenting?! Out of the tub and onto the cold floor I go. What does she want? You got it, a bottle AGAIN. So this time I'm totally prepared. Propping a blanket on top of her I hold the bottle so she can drink with out me. But no she has to make it difficult this time, first she sucks with out a problem then "waaaaaah" then she sucks ok again then "waaaaah" then it's a coo, as if saying ok I'm done, but then again "waaaaaaah". I tried to burp her, change her diaper, and then finally I try the bottle again. The brat takes it AGAIN. Now I'm starting to wonder if I'm just going to have a fat kid on my hands? But no she finally stops and is happy. YAY back into the bath now! Nay-Nay totally had different plans though. As soon as I got in, she started crying hard core. What now Nay-Nay?! Bottle? Nope. Burp? Nope. Just fussy?(oh yes they can be fussy for no reason) big NOPE. Time for a diaper change. So here I am naked and wet sitting on a cold, tile floor changing a doll's diaper. Really now, how many other 18 year olds do you know that do this? I'm thinking I need to figure out my life now and get some things straight.
1. Buy a robe
2. Put carpet in the bathroom
3. Never have kids
So finally back into the tub and all is quiet. Good baby already she's learning Megan's Golden Rule, which btw is Children should be seen and not heard.
Fast forward to right now(10:10 pm) My mom has been messing with her ever since she home from work. My mom did everything she could to try to wake her up, but thankfully being the awesome baby she was at the moment, she didn't. Hehe Nope trying to act innocent and low maintenance she didn't make one peep while my mom was awake.. I told my mom she better spend as much time as possible with her new granddaughter because that's the only kid she's getting from me. Course I think that must have upset Nay-Nay a bit because as soon as my mom walked upstairs to go to bed. Here she cries and screams. For what you may ask? A bottle. I took the liberty of taking a pic and making some videos that I will upload later. One of her sucking on the bottle and the other of her crying and then sucking on the bottle. You know this parenting stuff isn't so hard. Shove something in there mouth and have propped up. You're good to go for the rest of the night! It is not 10:18 pm and she just stopped sucking. I had to move her up on the table to finish(with good ole trusty Pillow propper) because my Yorkie mix, Emmy, thought she herself would make a good pillow and jumped into the car seat not once but twice. Both times freaking me out immensely because well I thought she might snap her neck and die. Now there's a headline. Blind, 15 year old Yorkie mix kills baby. Yorkie's excuse? She was cold.
Well now I'm off to bed. Wish me a good night and let's hope baby sleeps through it!
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A real 9 ponder would probably want to eat every 2-3 hours. I've had plenty of bathroom floor moments with my boys 
SO glad I never took that class. 
Originally Posted by -Pickle-
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