Hi Eddie, To answer your question, no it is not legal to make kitties work! This is an outrage!!! You cannot be expected to clean the entire shower or any other section of the house. Our job is to be cute...nothing else. Perhaps your hoomins need to be sent to Hoomin Training Camp where they'll be retaught how to relate to us. As part of the program they will learn how difficult and exhausting it is being cute all the time, something our hoomins have come to expect of us. If you think your hoomins need to go, let me know and I'll file the necessary paperwork with Cat Court. If they go don't worry, your hoomins will still be around to feed you, tend to your litter box and give you lovies on demand. Meanwhile, should they command you to do work just yawn, stretch and take a nice nap. Believe me, they'll get the message.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose