Oh Chopper I believe you. How could a tiny little thing like you get stinky. If you ever feel like you are being abused you can come and live with me in a heartbeat.

Dear Chopper, Don't believe our mom. Me and my liddel brudder both got baths yesterday. She thought we were stinky too. Boy if you ever want to see our mom spazz just try digging in the dirt after it has been raining. Doesn't she understand that i saw a chipmunk go under the liddel house where our dad keeps the big roaring machine that chops up our grass? I just wanted to protect our property. Anyways, I am glad you got to snuggle inside that beyoootiful blankie. Be glad you don't have curls like my brudder and me. After we cuddle in our blankies and gets all dry our mom brushes us and then brings out the buzzing thing and starts shaving our fur. Oh I tell you sometimes it is more than a dog can bear, but of course you understand.
Your friend, Bella