HOW DARLING! Scrapster Spanks, are you ever just the most adorable little kitten, or what?
Please don't be too angry about the collar. Your Meowmom put it on you because she loves you and doesn't want you to get lost if you ever get outside. We all have collars and don't even think about them any more!
You have the most adorable little pink toesies! Our Meowmie wants to reach in and massage your little feetsies gently. Maybe your Meowmom will do it for her? (Or else give you some skritchies and kissies and tummy-rubs, if you prefer..)
Love to the little guy who's getting bigger every day!
Your big brother-in-law Elmer
And Poppy, Sydney, Peony, Priscilla Angel, and Meowmie Pat
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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