Meowmy in da DAWGHUS!!!!

[AmberLee]

... If you think your Meowmy needs to go to the Camp, let me know and I'll file the paperwork with Cat Court. Don't worry though, she'll still be at home to feed you, tend to your litter box and give you lovies.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose

Dear Groucho,

I fink I will gives her one more chance, but I will be watching her closely. Fang you for da suggestion, Groucho.

Purrs,

Livvy

[catnapper]

Dear Livvy,
I know how you feel. I was sleeping just fine all snuggled up next to meowmie the other night when she rolled onto me! She hurt me!! I hissed and screamed and ran from the bed. I haven't returned yet. Ha, that'll show her!

Have you given your meowmie the cold shoulder too? Believe me, it works. Its better than sending her to camp. Meowmie will do anything to get you to like her again. You'll get lots of extra treats and stuff. Even if you feel like forgiving her, keep up the act as long as possible. She needs to know she hurt you!
Yours in pain,
Abby

[Freedom]

I hope you don't think I've let the fuzzy side down . . . .

Never fear, dearie. It is all part of the hooman training process. Right there in the Manual, on page 17. Hope you held out for some extra treats too. That is on page 18!

Cuddles