Our PT joke thread

[Catty1]

Comments on Gen. David Petraeus from TV

Many of the senators commented to the general. Senator Barbara Boxer said Petraeus was overly optimistic; Mel Martinez of Florida thanked the general; Senator Larry Craig of Idaho said, "There's something about a man in uniform."
- Jay Leno

Gen. Petraeus was in Washington testifying before the Senate. After the testimony, Senator Craig said, "You may not know this, general, but right now I'm saluting you." - David Letterman

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

3 men went to a "wishing-swimmingpool".

The first one went on the springboard and exclaimed "WHISKEY" !!
And yes, the pool was now filled with whiskey!
The second one loved a good glass of red wine, so he exclaimed "VINO" !!!
The water was now filled with red wine
Then the third man, who was such a clumsy one, climbed on the springboard.
But then he slipped and exclaimed "Oh, Poop" !!!

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