Dear Livvy,
Hi there fellow kitty, how are you feeling today? I hope you are fine and didn't get hurt when your Meowmy stepped on you. Her actions are outrageous and not acceptable!

Here's what I do. Before my Meowmie decides to go to bed, I go on her bed and fall asleep (or pretend to be asleep) before she comes in. I don't get stepped on PLUS since I already have the best spot Meowmie has to try to find her own spot to sleep. Works every night.

But I digress. You most definitely have a case here. Since your Meowmy won't put on the light, stepping on you in the dark like that could be considered aboose even though she doesn't mean to step on you. In cases like this, I've seen hoomins ordered to go to Hoomin Training Camp where they learn exactly who is in charge of things and how to behave with their sweet kitties. Cat Court understands that our hoomins love us but they can be very hard to train sometimes. Hoomin Training Camp is very successful, it's operated by older kitties and is part of Cat Court.

If you think your Meowmy needs to go to the Camp, let me know and I'll file the paperwork with Cat Court. Don't worry though, she'll still be at home to feed you, tend to your litter box and give you lovies.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose