Meowmy in da DAWGHUS!!!!

[critter crazy]

Oh, I agree wif you... Meowmies should turn onna light when itsa dark. I wike to wait for Meowmie to coma bed. But I waits right atta top of da stairs dat she hassa walk past after she is inna bafroom. So ebery nite it seems like she steps onna me! You would think she would know by now dat dat is where I wait! Silly hoomans.

Yours in frustration.... Sasha

I hawf the same Problem!! Meowmie, is always steppin on me, when its time to go to sweep! I always wait at da top of da stairs, when will dese silly hoomans learn??

Yours, Mocha

[momcat]

Dear Livvy,
Hi there fellow kitty, how are you feeling today? I hope you are fine and didn't get hurt when your Meowmy stepped on you. Her actions are outrageous and not acceptable!

Here's what I do. Before my Meowmie decides to go to bed, I go on her bed and fall asleep (or pretend to be asleep) before she comes in. I don't get stepped on PLUS since I already have the best spot Meowmie has to try to find her own spot to sleep. Works every night.

But I digress. You most definitely have a case here. Since your Meowmy won't put on the light, stepping on you in the dark like that could be considered aboose even though she doesn't mean to step on you. In cases like this, I've seen hoomins ordered to go to Hoomin Training Camp where they learn exactly who is in charge of things and how to behave with their sweet kitties. Cat Court understands that our hoomins love us but they can be very hard to train sometimes. Hoomin Training Camp is very successful, it's operated by older kitties and is part of Cat Court.

If you think your Meowmy needs to go to the Camp, let me know and I'll file the paperwork with Cat Court. Don't worry though, she'll still be at home to feed you, tend to your litter box and give you lovies.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose

[cassiesmom]

Dear Livvy,

I remember a time when my servant stepped on my tail in the kitchen. She was standing at the sink and I wanted to be right near her. Well, she backed up without noticing me (how RUDE!) and MEOW-CH! I screamed and ran away. My servant learned her lesson, though. To this day she a-l-w-a-y-s looks for me before moving her feet, especially when she has been standing in one place for a little while. I always walk in front of her so she can't step on my tail again. Just to keep her on her toes I like to nap on the dark green extra blanket in the bedroom. When it's on the floor she has to watch her step, especially at night.

I can relate,
Cassie

[krazyaboutkatz]

Livvy, I'm so sorry to hear that your meowmie stepped on you and ruined your nap. Our meowmie has stepped on us quite a few times but now she has put 2 nightlites in her bedroom and this helps a lot. One is in the bathroom area so if she has to use the bathroom during the night, she doesn't even have to turn on the big light and disturb our sleep. The other one is dim butterfly nightlite that's in the bedroom and it helps us see where we're going during the night. Maybe your meowmie should look into getting a few nightlites.

Your Friend, Storm

[AmberLee]

... If you think your Meowmy needs to go to the Camp, let me know and I'll file the paperwork with Cat Court. Don't worry though, she'll still be at home to feed you, tend to your litter box and give you lovies.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose

Dear Groucho,

I fink I will gives her one more chance, but I will be watching her closely. Fang you for da suggestion, Groucho.

Purrs,

Livvy