Quote Originally Posted by pitc9

So I told her thank you for the gift and gave her a treat.
If you can't beat 'em, Join 'em!

But ...
WHY are da Wabbittz Soooo DUMB?

WHY would that Wabbitt have even set foot in the FENCED yard of Two Big Dawgs?

Wabbitt Tail:

Couple years ago "Scruffy" (the Horse People's Mutt) altered his normal path of down his drive,
across our Ranch's back yard, then up his Barn Drive to the Barn ---
to instead wander through our Front yard (much to Cinder's dismay) - stopping on
EVERY pass to leave a P-mail on the bushes around the pole light.
Naturally, as soon as they got out, Cinder, Smokey, and Bowz HAD to dash down and
"reply" to Scruffy's *note*. Those bushes were constantly <dripping> Dawg Pee!

Enter the Fambly Wabbitt!
Maw & Paw Wabbit dug their split-level Den at the base of the community Dawg-Pee Bulletin Board Bush!
It's a wonder da Wabbitts didn't need a sump pump to dee-pee their lower level!

THEN: The Great Fluffie Hunter (aka Bowser) "discovered" their Den ...

OMG! ... He "excavated" a crater almost as big as he was ...
Bunny Fluff (nest padding) went flying along with a huge pile of dirt!
Couple days later their renovation contractor had things back together under da Bush ...
and Bowz dug it all up again.

The Dawgs *pee'd*, the Wabbits rebuilt, and Bowz "evicted" them at least 4 times
before da Wabbittz gave up and moved out.
Can you say "Slow Learners"?