Gina - rg_girlca has an idea. I know you want privacy...but even phoning a local radio station, or doing the local paper without a picture of you, but of your gorgeous Crayola and a couple of your Ark - that would generate some interest, I am sure. And you can mention your references and all.

The paper/station would take calls for you, I think, so you don't get any crank calls on your phone.

It can only help to try.