Ask the Edster?

[DrKym]

You're so good looking, Ed, that I don't blame you. I bet you have lady kitties hanging around your home all the time, hoping for a glimpse!

Ed this is Woe...... You are older so you need to let me have at the ladies.................................quit being so damned adorable!

[RICHARD]

The Edster's-not-so-favorite Lap Photo.


DAD, You didn't post that, did you?

[DrKym]

Takes KB from Woe....................Ed I am in Love don't tell Woe.........omg your adorable!

[RICHARD]

Ed,
Why do cat's eyes glow?


ED:
So you can find me in the dark, after you leave the door ajar, you dope.
The Creator knew mankind would invent flashlights to help you find us, after hours.

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Ed,
Why does cat food smell bad after a day in the dish?

ED:
You don't leave your food plates on the floor overnight, do you?

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Ed,
Why do you sleep on the back of the recliner while I am in it?

ED:
I am not asleep, I'm waiting for the chance to flip my tail into your eyes when you are not prepared.

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Ed,
Why are cats more coordinated than Hoomans?

ED:
You try and walk on all fours, dummy!

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Ed,
If Noah only loaded up a pair of cats on the ark, why are their so many different kinds of cats in the world now?

ED:
Noah's wife was a cat person. Imagine being stuck on a cruise ship with a woman that didn't get her way.......

[RICHARD]

Ed,
Why do you insist on climbing on top of the fridge, then cry when you can't get down?

ED:
Crying? Get Down? That's the 'dust the top of the fridge" alert. Stupid!

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Ed,
Why do you climb on top of me when I am sound asleep?

ED:
Dude, I want to make sure there isn't a frigging bear snoring in there with you.

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Ed,
Why do you spill water from your dish on the floor?

ED:
Wash the bottom of your feet once in a while!!!

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Ed,
Why do you insist on running thru the house at night?

ED:
Like, why not?