Our PT joke thread

[critter crazy]

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, "AND IT
BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him...

[CathyBogart]

George W. Bush is taking a stroll around Washington, DC, when he sees a boy sitting on his front porch with a box of puppies. "Say, son," says Dubya, "what sort of puppies are those?" And the little boy says, "Why, they're Republican pupplies, Mr. President." Bush thinks, how about that? He goes home and excitedly tells Karl Rove about the boy with the Republican puppies. They clear their schedules and a few days later go back to where the boy is with the puppies. The boy is sitting on the porch and Bush says to Rove, "Get this." He walks up to the boy and says, "Son, can you tell me what kind of puppies those are.' And the boy says, "Why, yes, they're Democratic puppies." Bush says, "Hold on now. Just a few days ago you said they were Republican puppies." "Well, they, were, sir, but now they've had their eyes opened, so they're Democratic puppies."

[Hellow]

George W. Bush is taking a stroll around Washington, DC, when he sees a boy sitting on his front porch with a box of puppies. "Say, son," says Dubya, "what sort of puppies are those?" And the little boy says, "Why, they're Republican pupplies, Mr. President." Bush thinks, how about that? He goes home and excitedly tells Karl Rove about the boy with the Republican puppies. They clear their schedules and a few days later go back to where the boy is with the puppies. The boy is sitting on the porch and Bush says to Rove, "Get this." He walks up to the boy and says, "Son, can you tell me what kind of puppies those are.' And the boy says, "Why, yes, they're Democratic puppies." Bush says, "Hold on now. Just a few days ago you said they were Republican puppies." "Well, they, were, sir, but now they've had their eyes opened, so they're Democratic puppies."

LOL i LOOOOOOVE this joke thread!!!!!!!

[Catty1]

Comments on Gen. David Petraeus from TV

Many of the senators commented to the general. Senator Barbara Boxer said Petraeus was overly optimistic; Mel Martinez of Florida thanked the general; Senator Larry Craig of Idaho said, "There's something about a man in uniform."
- Jay Leno

Gen. Petraeus was in Washington testifying before the Senate. After the testimony, Senator Craig said, "You may not know this, general, but right now I'm saluting you." - David Letterman

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

3 men went to a "wishing-swimmingpool".

The first one went on the springboard and exclaimed "WHISKEY" !!
And yes, the pool was now filled with whiskey!
The second one loved a good glass of red wine, so he exclaimed "VINO" !!!
The water was now filled with red wine
Then the third man, who was such a clumsy one, climbed on the springboard.
But then he slipped and exclaimed "Oh, Poop" !!!

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