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  1. #1
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    Cat food dilemma

    Finicky kitty.
    I like it! I don't like it!
    Cat's tastes change each day.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Cats flip flop faster
    than any politician!
    Their perogative!

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    Chasing laser dot.
    My dad finds this amusing.
    O.K. laugh fat head!

    Dad at the controls
    He makes sure I don't catch it!
    Why does he do that?

    I search all the dots,
    On all home appliances!
    Red dot above bed!

    A midnite attack!
    He sleeps, I'll step on his groin.
    Now we are even!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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    The glass shattering
    wakens me from my deep sleep.
    Where's the broom? Dustpan?

    Ed does know enough!
    Watch out! Broken glass on floor!
    It's gravity's fault!

    Dad, I just walked by....
    And the glass exploded!
    Why would I bother your sleep?

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    Bedtime, October 7th ...

    Still so warm outside
    I turn A.C. on - Cat still
    snuggles up with me
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Cat hair in my mouth.
    The weather changes to cold.
    Fur piece on my head.

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