I rear-ended another car this morning.

I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad
day!

The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it!

He was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said, 'I am NOT Happy!'

So I said, 'Well, then, which one ARE you?'

That's how the fight started ----------------