Oh dear --- I would have been screaming so hysterically that the neighbors would have been prompted to call 911!

One of my coworkers liberates all the bugs in the store. Last week a wasp was stuck in the store and he spent all afternoon trying to coax it down from the ceiling region onto a piece of paper so that he could release it outside. I had a customer a few hours later who saw in on the ground and promptly squashed it. My poor coworker was heartbroken!