"When Muffy was only two, we heard a crash in the laundry room and hurrying to see what had happened, were amazed to see Muffy coming towards us with a bat held in her mouth, its wings fluttering on either side. This was the first of five bats that Muffy has either caught, or helped us track down, and for this, she has been given the name of Muffy the Batslayer."

I can't beleive that no one's suggested nicknaming her Ozzy :-)