Just one more...sorry, got a bit carried away.

FALL CLASSES FOR WOMEN
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, October 23, 2007
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Classes begin Monday, October 30, 2007

Class 1
How To be quiet while the TV is on
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .

Class 2
Spiders, physical dimensions and fragility.
Extermination techniques demonstrated, (Shoes and brooms available for rental).
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Mirrors, how they work, use of Spouse to dispute
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Being a passenger, how to refrain from critiques, The proper way to be invisible.
Advanced course on restraint from adjusting the stereo
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Refrigerator Storage and priority.
Beer temperatures explained
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 6
Tolerance, understanding that your spouse is compelled to ogle young women.
Explanations and diagrams disputing that looking at young tight bodied men is not the same for you.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.

Class 7
Tools, hazards and dangers of use without direct supervision.
first quarter explaining how to identify a Phillips screwdriver
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Driving, returning home with the car in the same condition it left.
Cell phones are not a head rest explained.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.