Joke Threads

[maddy4]

WHAT HAS 4 LEGS, IS BIG, GREEN, FURRY, & IF IT FELL OUT OF A TREE WOULD KILL YOU?
A POOL TABLE.

[maddy4]

A grasshopper walks into a saloon. The bartender stares in amazement as the grasshopper says, "I'd like a drink, please."
The bartender's jaw drops. He's finally able to say, "Did you know we have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Irving?"

[CathyBogart]

Wait wait - how come people aren't stewing about a dozen deleted threads and starting threads about how rude it is to delete threads?

[ratdogg]

Wait wait - how come people aren't stewing about a dozen deleted threads and starting threads about how rude it is to delete threads?

i got crucified for deleting a thread

[CathyBogart]

i got crucified for deleting a thread

That's what prompted my comment.