Parrots and cannons, swashbuckling dudes,
swords and peglegs, why all the attitudes?
The motion of the ocean, and burying treasure?
and looking at maps, our travels to measure.

A hat with some bones, parrot poop on the shoulder?
I'll give him what for, if he acts any bolder!
Arghs and heave to, but no sand in sight!
No cat box on deck, is part of my plight!

Is this all a dream? or some crazy wish?
The thing that I love is PLENTY OF FISH!
No gold or silver or any random treasure-
It's only my dressing up, that gives my mom pleasure!