Good GRIEF, Star - QUIT bein such'a Hard Sell!

Heck, it only took me two laps 'roud da Ranch ta decide I wuz gonna keep
SmokeMutt da day he showed up! (Course I din't tell HIM dat rite away ...)
But you're draggin this Pay your Dues to da Head Dawg thing a bit far.

Don't you eber read da Fambily Memos?
Shermie sent one affore you even got HOME wiff Jackie Boy ...
sed He was gonna be a GREAT Fill-In;
and had da Sherman Seal of Approval azza Certified Lil Brudder!

Now, QUIT all da **PHUSSIN** an drag his lil butt down to da Bark Park
an start showin him off! ... Remember da line "He's MY Brudder"!

Oh ... and SHOW da lil PupHead HOW to **SQUEEK** his new toy ...
be a great opportunity to give it a trial run ... but do give it back.

Now sick you ears back up - ya look like a sour-puss!


/s/ We Knew It, and a Relieved Dad, too.