Parents with children..

[Karen]

Isn't that the extra cigarette lighter hole that I have in my truck?

Yes, and that'll be another $600 for parts and labor to fix it. Don't worry, we;ll just add that to you bill.

[Lady's Human]

Nah, durnit, the extry hole in da dash is the hertz grease refill point.....

Ya put da grease in, and make sure ya squish it in real good with yer finner......Hertz, dont'it?

[Lady's Human]

BTW, our Dad never taught me a thing. He tried like heck, and I'd have lots fewer scars on my hands if I'd LISTENED to him.

Main thing I learned from Dad was how to use tools. After you figure that out, you can tackle damned near anything, and you can figure out when you REALLY need a contractor.

[RICHARD]

Nah, durnit, the extry hole in da dash is the hertz grease refill point.....

Ya put da grease in, and make sure ya squish it in real good with yer finner......Hertz, dont'it?

Aha! That's the tech name for it, I know is as-The "Waker-Upper"!

On long trips when you feel sleepy you just lick your finger and insert it!