Quote Originally Posted by shais_mom
now wait a minute -
she might be queen of YOUR world!!
then Paris, Nicole and Britney must be court jesters....
Not of my planet.....world or neighborhood...

I'd like to think I have better taste than that!

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And speaking of nuts....


Some funny squirrel stories. All true, all happened while camping.


At Leo Carrillo State Beach there are tons of squirrels.
And If you do not watch your car while you camp there they will climb under the hood of your dad's Blazer and chew the wires so you cannot leave the campsite.
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If you leave your dad with a sandwich, chips and soda in a chair to go to the bathroom, you will come back to find him asleep with a squirrel in his lap eating off the plate and the rest fighting over the crumbs that were spilled.

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At the campsite next to ours a 'traveling college' - the kind for rich, spoiled kids who are not welcome at home, pulls up.

From the trailer one kid grabs a fishing pole, ties a bag to the line and proceeds to fish for squirrels. When they get into the bag, this idiot jerks them off the ground.

They 'fun and games' finally end when one of the campers protests about it.

Later on they all go to the beach..

Five minutes later I am treated to screaming squirrels entering their trailer.
It looks like a cat fight....I laugh because I think I know what is going on.

Campers return to trailer to find 50 dollars worth of bread, crackers and other foodstuffs destroyed!

It's their universe....I am only renting space!