help we are being abuused!

[Freedom]

Dear Don Juan and Zerlinda --
Don't forget to hack up a few hairballs -- in her SHOES! She needs to be taught a lesson. She has to SHARE treats, and she should also SHARE in getting those ouchie needles too!

The Cats at the Pet Spa

[columbine]

Wow. I guess portaprisons can be worse news than I thought. Sometimes I get stuck with needles, but what's worse is that she cuts my claws, which scares the heck out of me! She's got a helper who holds me, so I can't run away and hide like when my human tries it at home. But she sells my human lots of cans full of tasty food, and explained to her that my box should be cleaned every day, so I guess she's all right. And she told my human that I needed to have FISH OIL added to my food, so she's pretty smart too!

[Medusa]

Boy, do I feel dumb! I thought the porta-prison was a new house for me and I eagerly ran in and sat there and looked all around. Next thing I knew, Mom ran over to it, locked the door and WHAM! I was off to see that man who first put my stitches in, then he yanked them out! He needs to make up his mind! And Mom better not do that to me again or I'll, I'll, I'll...well, I don't know what I'll do cuz I'm so sweet but I'll do something mean like hiss or maybe even growl. I'll show them!

Creamsicle

[joycenalex]

dear don juan and zerlina, you can try doing what i did, whiz in the portaprison as though it's a litter pan. my human servant was so grossed out, she has never tried that again. high tails, magic, king of fur on eden avenue. also wailing like a lost soul helps