Thanks!

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C: Sulu, I have an idea. Let's try a photon torpedo..Sulu?
Sulu? Bones?

Bones: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a button pusher!

Uhura: I'm just the comm officer!

Spock: I have no emotions and no gag reflex!

C: FORGET IT....Scotty, get that transporter up, find some shop towels- I'll be there in a minute.

Scotty: The FRESH STEP crystals seem to be working!

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At the transporter minutes later.

Scotty: Cap'n. the transporter is running- I found some shop towels!

C: Scotty, you have to get me as close to those catsteroids as possible!

Scotty: Aye Cap'n, but don't you think that's a might bit dangerous? I mean, If ya remember the Tribbles......they multiplied just like those catsteroids!

C: Don't be a dope, Scotty! I am going to cut them loose, not bring them back with me....

S: What about your gag reflex? What about protection? Your phaser?

C: I'd rather not use the phaser. That may ignite them and then what?

S: I see.... Ready to beam you down..

C: Energize!