Star Trek 10 -Journey to the Black Hole

[RICHARD]

Spock: A trap? That's highly illogical. Why would a cat scooch on the tile after going to the cat box?

C: This calls for a medical opinion, Bones? Come to the bridge!

Bones: Jim, Give me a minute!

C: Scotty, what's with the transporter?

Scotty: Cap'n, It looks like we've entered the Cat Box Quadrant. THere's some kind of magnetic attraction those Clingons are generating. I think there's a problem with the cat's rear!

Bones: Scotty is right, somehow those Clingons have generated a biological gravity field and are orbiting Furranus!

C: We have to do something!

[DJFyrewolf36]

I'll have to stay tuned for the next episode This is too funy!

[Donnaj4962]

LOL!!!!

Loooking forward to the next "episode".

Is Ed okay???!!!

[RICHARD]

Spock: Captain, those Catsteroids are made of a bio matter that looks to be the consistency of digested Friskies!

C: Digested Friskies in this part of the system? It seems right, but....

Bones: The scooching! That's the key...Those Clingons are harmless-they aren't looking to hang around.....they want to be cut loose! They are caught on his fur!

C: We have had an away team trimming the fur on that planet just in the last few weeks.

Uhura: The last contact we had with them was a week ago, they were trying to clip the rear and tummy!

Sulu: Captain, He's making another scooching run! LOOK OUT!

C: Scotty, get that transporter up, we need to get down there!

Scotty: Aye, Cap'n- the dilithium crystals are going out! I'm gonna try some FRESH STEP Crystal Litter - New and Improved!

C: Sulu, where are you going?

Sulu: Ah, I forgot....Ah......I left the DVD player on in my quarters! I'd rather kiss the Borg that to get next to that mess....

[aki]

hahahahahahaha!

we call those clingons too! Richard, you are too funny!

~Aki

[Sevaede]

hehehe! Go get 'em guys!

[RICHARD]

Is Ed okay???!!!

Of course, it's the 'captain' that's suffering!


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C: SULU! Get back here! Sulu, get back here! ugh....

Bones, get ready to beam down to Furranus!

Bones: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a vet. Send Spock, he has no gag relfex!

C: Uhura, You go with Spock!

U: Captain, the script says I am the comm officer, not the cleaning lady!

C: What kinda space ship am I running here? Uhura, send this message to Star Fleet......"Next time send some people that own pets....Kirk."

[Pawla]

This is pretty funny! I've never been so creative, nor have I ever had so much fun with cat poop. LOL!

We call those clingons too! Richard, you are too funny!

We call those dingle-berries. I have to admit that I do like clingons, though!

[catmandu]

Once again Richard I salute your imagination and creativity as you threads are consistently the ones I think that we go to first. I think that if Enterprise had Edward instead of Scott Bakula that it would still be on.

[RICHARD]

Thanks!

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C: Sulu, I have an idea. Let's try a photon torpedo..Sulu?
Sulu? Bones?

Bones: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a button pusher!

Uhura: I'm just the comm officer!

Spock: I have no emotions and no gag reflex!

C: FORGET IT....Scotty, get that transporter up, find some shop towels- I'll be there in a minute.

Scotty: The FRESH STEP crystals seem to be working!

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At the transporter minutes later.

Scotty: Cap'n. the transporter is running- I found some shop towels!

C: Scotty, you have to get me as close to those catsteroids as possible!

Scotty: Aye Cap'n, but don't you think that's a might bit dangerous? I mean, If ya remember the Tribbles......they multiplied just like those catsteroids!

C: Don't be a dope, Scotty! I am going to cut them loose, not bring them back with me....

S: What about your gag reflex? What about protection? Your phaser?

C: I'd rather not use the phaser. That may ignite them and then what?

S: I see.... Ready to beam you down..

C: Energize!