A couple of months ago I was driving into town and was behind a cyclist for a few corners before I could safely go past. Our area is modestly hilly and this guy was struggling with one of the slopes. He would not have been quite so conspicuous had he not been wearing his spotty "King of the Mountains" shirt.

Not sure whether it was supposed to inspire him, or whether he was just being ironic, but it certainly gave me a good laugh.