political fun thread.

[lizbud]

I was watching the news today and they had a piece on John McCain.

I guess he was posing for a group picture and he was working his way into position..Look at the girl in the white patterened shirt behind him.

That was a priceless face she makes!


I thought she was going to goose him!

Where's the picture?

[RICHARD]

I don't have an Ipod and they charge beau coup dollars for tapes.

[RICHARD]

Yeah, They announced the fight of the year on TV last night.


And in this corner...Used and abused by the left wingers. Left by the side of the road after her usefulness was gone...


CINDEEEEEEE "The HUGGGERRRRRR" SHHHHHHEEEEEEEHHHHANNNN!

Her opponent, the esteemed speaker of the house-the politician that has led the congress to a 14 percent approval rating.....


NAAAANNNNNNNCCCEEEEEEE "I want a bigger plane" PUUUUUUUUHHHHLOEEEEE!

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Good old CS (as in tear gas) threatened to show up in a few weeks at the house if Nancy doesn''t do her bidding.

She also has stated that she will challenge NP for her seat when her term is up.

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No hair pulling, scratching, eye gouging or grabbing privates.......let's just have a good clean election!!!

[RICHARD]

Now that a esteemed senator was busted for allegedly wanting to carry on with a man, other politicians want him to resign.

So, now can we toss out some other politicians, like Pelosi, Clinton, Boxer who also have had dalliances with men?

[Edwina's Secretary]

Now that a esteemed senator was busted for allegedly wanting to carry on with a man, other politicians want him to resign.

So, now can we toss out some other politicians, like Pelosi, Clinton, Boxer who also have had dalliances with men?

Big difference....to the best of my knowledge....Pelosi, Clinton, Boxer haven't done their dalliances in a public men's room.....

Or tried to pick up a police officer....

Or pulled out their business card to try and get out of a bust....

[RICHARD]

Or pulled out their business card to try and get out of a bust....

Hey, that's pretty funny!

I would have never gone the breast route!

[Edwina's Secretary]

Hey, that's pretty funny!

I would have never gone the breast route!

Sorry R....not one of your better retorts. But then I suppose it is difficult....