Rules for dating an NCO's daughter....

[Lady's Human]

More of a "fear of the unknown" factor with a good punji pit.....

But as I've told LOH many times since our daughter was born, I WILL be the father sitting on the deck cleaning my rifle when a boy comes to call.

[RICHARD]

More of a "fear of the unknown" factor with a good punji pit.....

But as I've told LOH many times since our daughter was born, I WILL be the father sitting on the deck cleaning my rifle when a boy comes to call.

Gun on the deck?


How's about something more personal?


A nice sixteen inch Bowie, scraping across a well oiled whet stone, always makes a good first impression.

Oh, and don't forget the basket of apples, one meticulously peeled as you make small talk with the gent.

The neighbors usually complain if you bust a cap after you are done cleaning the gun.

[Lady's Human]

The neighbors usually complain if you bust a cap after you are done cleaning the gun.

Out here? Nah, no one would even notice

[wombat2u2004]

Gun on the deck?
How's about something more personal?
A nice sixteen inch Bowie, scraping across a well oiled whet stone, always makes a good first impression.
Oh, and don't forget the basket of apples, one meticulously peeled as you make small talk with the gent.
The neighbors usually complain if you bust a cap after you are done cleaning the gun.

I've heard that a good nutcracker and a bowl of walnuts works to.
Wom

[joycenalex]

love the rules, and nine and ten could be useful dad

[Marigold2]

Oh that was my dad alright. He was a cop. Try dating a cops daughter. All the officers follow you car, if one of my boyfriends went a mile over the speed limit they were stopped. I got married at 17 and lived in Germany. It was as far away as I could get from him and his buddies.

[sparks19]

Like Bill Engvall says "You pull the boy in nice and close so only the two of you can hear the conversation.... and say 'you see that little girl over there.... that's my baby.... and I have no problem going BACK to prison.'"

LOL

[wombat2u2004]

Or like Gino would say : "You toucha ma baby, I breaka you face!!!"
Wom

[jackmilliesmom]

My dad never had a gun but would introduce them to the door, the window and then say you ever hurt her and you will leave my house but not by either of those the 3ft thick wall is your exit point or burial ground you choose.

I never had a boy break my heart..... Thanks da!