Rules for dating an NCO's daughter....

[JenBKR]

While my father is not an NCO, he pretty much could have written that whole thing. Must be something all daddies have in common when it comes to their little girls. I recently got a Rodney Atkins CD, and I had to laugh out loud when I heard these lyrics:

"Cleaning This Gun (Come On In Boy)"

The declaration of independence
Think I can tell you that first sentence
But then I'm lost
I can't begin to count the theories
I had pounded in my head that I forgot
I don't remember all that spanish
Or the gettysburg address
But there is one speech from high school
I'll never forgot

[Chorus:]

Come on in boy, sit on down
And tell me 'bout yourself
So you like my daughter, do you now
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl and her mama's world
She deserves respect, that's what she'll get, ain't it son
Now y'all run along and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Bet I'll be up all night
Still cleaning this gun

Well now that I'm a father
I'm scared to death one day my daughter's gonna find
That teenage boy I used to be
Who seems to have just one thing on his mind
She's growing up so fast it won't be long
'fore I'll have to put the fear of god
Into some kid at the door

[repeat chorus]

It's all for show, ain't nobody gonna get hurt
It's just a daddy thing, hey believe me man, it works

[repeat chorus]


THAT is my father.....he always said he was going to be cleaning his guns anytime we brought a boy home haha

[Catty1]

Hilarious!

[wombat2u2004]

THAT is my father.....he always said he was going to be cleaning his guns anytime we brought a boy home haha

No way !!!! Bullets cost money. Panji stakes dipped in excrement work just as well !!!!
Wom

[Lady's Human]

More of a "fear of the unknown" factor with a good punji pit.....

But as I've told LOH many times since our daughter was born, I WILL be the father sitting on the deck cleaning my rifle when a boy comes to call.

[RICHARD]

More of a "fear of the unknown" factor with a good punji pit.....

But as I've told LOH many times since our daughter was born, I WILL be the father sitting on the deck cleaning my rifle when a boy comes to call.

Gun on the deck?


How's about something more personal?


A nice sixteen inch Bowie, scraping across a well oiled whet stone, always makes a good first impression.

Oh, and don't forget the basket of apples, one meticulously peeled as you make small talk with the gent.

The neighbors usually complain if you bust a cap after you are done cleaning the gun.

[Lady's Human]

The neighbors usually complain if you bust a cap after you are done cleaning the gun.

Out here? Nah, no one would even notice

[wombat2u2004]

Gun on the deck?
How's about something more personal?
A nice sixteen inch Bowie, scraping across a well oiled whet stone, always makes a good first impression.
Oh, and don't forget the basket of apples, one meticulously peeled as you make small talk with the gent.
The neighbors usually complain if you bust a cap after you are done cleaning the gun.

I've heard that a good nutcracker and a bowl of walnuts works to.
Wom

[joycenalex]

love the rules, and nine and ten could be useful dad

[Marigold2]

Oh that was my dad alright. He was a cop. Try dating a cops daughter. All the officers follow you car, if one of my boyfriends went a mile over the speed limit they were stopped. I got married at 17 and lived in Germany. It was as far away as I could get from him and his buddies.

[sparks19]

Like Bill Engvall says "You pull the boy in nice and close so only the two of you can hear the conversation.... and say 'you see that little girl over there.... that's my baby.... and I have no problem going BACK to prison.'"

LOL

[jackmilliesmom]

My dad never had a gun but would introduce them to the door, the window and then say you ever hurt her and you will leave my house but not by either of those the 3ft thick wall is your exit point or burial ground you choose.

I never had a boy break my heart..... Thanks da!

[JenBKR]

No way !!!! Bullets cost money. Panji stakes dipped in excrement work just as well !!!!
Wom

Doesn't seem to be a need for bullets.....just the sight of the gun there does the trick

[lady_zana]

"Cleaning This Gun (Come On In Boy)"

Now y'all run along and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Bet I'll be up all night
Still cleaning this gun

My father loves taking pictures, especially pictures of nature. He bought a lens once for his camera that actually several feet long. It was used to take extreme close up of things, like shy animals, that you couldn't actually get close to.

Well, he'd just gotten that lens a day or two before my prom so when prom night came up, he was still messing around with it, playing with his new toy.

My date turned up and went white. You could literally see him lose his breath for a moment. Later, on the way to the prom, I asked him about it...and he said from the window, seeing my dad with that camera lens, he really thought my dad was waiting with a shotgun!

[wombat2u2004]

he really thought my dad was waiting with a shotgun!

So....it never worked !!!! Your date never whisked you off to Las Vegas and married you on the spot ????
Bummer !!!!
Wom

[lady_zana]

So....it never worked !!!! Your date never whisked you off to Las Vegas and married you on the spot ????
Bummer !!!!
Wom

Oh, my date wouldn't have married me anyway....he wasn't quite into the ladies', if ya know what I mean.... Sweet guy, though.