aww poor wet Bixby! your mommy doesn't really hate you! she just wanted you to be a nice clean kitty, and not be smelly!. hope you have a better day today Bixby!

.....this is Charlie, hey Bixby, I know exactly how you feel pal, when I first got to this house, they BATHED me too, and they say its so we are clean, but I know they just think it's funny to see us wet, and so they can take those silly pictures!.......

ok Charlie let me have the keyboard back, I don't bathe you to laugh at you, and I didn't appreciate the scratches either!