Not a MIL story but kinda close....


My GF's mom was a stone cold racist.


One time we were at my GF's place when her mom mentions how the Mexicans are taking over blah blah blah-She then turns to me and says, "Oh, not all mexicans are BAD!"

She then goes on to tell the story about how her and her hubby got a flat and some Mexican stopped to help them change the tire. They tried to pay him, but the "Mexican" turned the money down......

I said something like, "we are always around when you need us!"

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The GF's daughter was a gold plated biatch.

She moved in with her mother when she was in between penises -

I took the day off and had a left a drink on the coffee table...I jumped into the shower and didn't bother to close the BR door....I hear her voice at the doorway and asks if I am in the shower.

NO, It's the mass murderer from the street.

Later she complained about the booze to her mom and the fact that I was showering with the door open.

I think she tried to insinuate that I was exposing myself to her.....I can barely stand to look at my "own self"......

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All mom's have that "I am the only woman in my son's life" attitude.

When the time comes, they are cannot stand the idea that their son's are leaving the nest.

Don't worry about it..Next time, after she insults you, put a huge smile on your face and stare......Say something like, "Thanks for noticing!"

You shouldn't have any more problems, IF she gets the message!