I'm giving blood tomorrow!

[Randi]

If you insist on doing it on your own, I think doing it over a period of two weeks sounds like an excellent idea!

Good luck!

[RICHARD]

If I remember correctly, I only have 8 liters of blood...two weeks? More than enough time to regenerate red blood cells!

[rkidsrcats]

Perhaps all those with a compatible blood type should start donating to the local blood banks in case there is a sudden need to send some to California...

[RICHARD]

Update-
Operation S.P.



From 10 to 11oo hours today Op S.P. continued.

Ed D. Katz was shorn in sections along his dorsal area. With little fanfare he tolerated the procedure, only snapping when the bristle brush was used to contain the hair taken off in the first passes of the "Amazing Vibrating Thing That Ed Loves So Much" or the AVTTELSM.

The vibrating action of the machine seems to move the Edster into a nirvana like state, helping the AVTTELSM operator cut smaller, but more precise areas of fur.

The only drawback of O.S.P are the small tufts of hair littering the floor. The seem to grow legs when exposed to the tile floor, causing them to run when approached with the broom and dust pan. A squirt bottle has stopped their attempts at escape-for now.

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Wearing fur in the summer
For Ed D. Katz is an amazing bummer
Dad has had a goofy thought-
A trimmer machine, he went and bought!

The vibrations calms me, the savage beast!
It doesn't faze me in the least.
He knocks off fur in a pass-
No mohawk for me, I'll bite his 'rear'!

He learns as he goes, I am a work in progress
I'll leave it to him, to clean up the mess!
Another plus about the trimmer!
It make me look young and quite a bit slimmer!