does " but, honey...i just looked at her and she melted"!!!
"she needs a home!!"
"she won't be adopted if i don't take her!!!"
"i can't let her be PTS!!!"
"they don't shed!!!"
"they're hypo-allergenic!!!"
"they are the number 2 smartest dog!!"

is this a good start?!?!?!?

not that i've ever used any of these before!!